Looks like this is another one of those awesome pack deals, where you get goodies like Tylanol, Welch’s Grape Juice, Snuggle, etc. Sign up and let me know what you get in the mail!
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Sign up and ration it out, these things always go either in the trunk of my car [for break downs in the desert] or in our Earthquake Preparedness kit!
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God I love Airborne, not just because it stops me from getting sick, but because they just had an amazing class action lawsuit that gave me back all the money I spent on it over the last couple years.
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The photo on this website is amazing- Eating these bars turns you into a giant football player that destroys mountains. Excellent. Enter ‘4130′ as your promo code.
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This stuff is all over the glam magazines claiming it’ll clear up your blotchy eyes. I don’t really have blotchy eyes, but I’m going to give it a shot anyway.
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I swear, in LA right now we’ve been getting some crazy storms [its normally sunny like year round] so my sinuses are on the fritz. Allegra is expensive but usually does the trick, so I recommend picking up some samples.
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