Free Astroglide Sample!
The new alternative to water on a slip’n slide! Am I the only one that remembers these things?
Free Ice Cream Cones!
If you don’t already know, today is Ben and Jerry’s FREE CONE DAY! Locate your nearest store and get out there already and get your free Ice Cream Cone! [only on April 29th]
Free Jokes and Stories
I like jokes, so here are some funny free ones. I should write some about Riley not getting fed at night because he’s been a bad dog and is going to go live at the pound soon.
Free Green Teas!
I can’t even begin to understand the names, much less the benefits of these teas- but I strangly want to try every last one of them
Free Sweat Block AntiPerspirant
Its been hot as hell out here, and our bunny has been stinking up the house- I need to find out if I can covertly apply this to her butt to cover up her rabbit odors.
Free Pregnancy Wristband!
If people couldn’t tell by your gigantic waist, now they’ll know for sure with the official pregnancy wristband!
Free Rosary
The Ladies of Fatima have a whole list of great religious freebies including rosaries, water, for the religious freebie inclined!
Free Mighty Dog Sample!
My dog Riley wont stop eating. He also has like a wheat allergy which means that anything that contains wheat instantly becomes liquefied and forms a projectile like mold ready to be shot across our lawn.
Almost Free Webber Grill!
This is one of those, if you can meet the requirements you get the freebie, deals. I do love grilling though! We just got one of those great mini-grills for our patio and started cooking tasty turkey burgers and smoking out neighbors house up!
Free Truth Coin!
If there was ever a coin that could help you get the truth out of your kids, this is it.
