Lately Riley my dog has been stealing my food, and he has a special taste for these sorts of things. Riley is going to have a special kick in store if he steals my Special K.
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Does it get any better?! I already know what I’ll do with my free paper towels. I’ll leave a little extra cat vomit on the carpet just waiting and crusting over for my free paper goodness!
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I hope this is still around when I get kiddies, because I have a hard enough time with my dog peeing on the ground nevermind a kid. I’d be like, ‘SIT DOWN! SHUT UP! WATCH THE DVD!’
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this stuff makes you climb walls and jump out of helicopters.
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Condoms are better than kids, that’s all I can say.
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