
Riley loves it whenever I get free t-shirts in the mail- he has a special place in his evil heart for destroying shirts, mostly shirts that I like. The ones he’s commandeered have turned into piles of fabric in less than an hour.
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All political stuff aside, this is a free button and getting free things is what we’re all about. It’s going to be interesting to see what happens this November!
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I don’t think I could make this one up. This company has a product called ‘Pre-Seed’ and it helps you get pregnant. I wonder which flavor it comes in, like bubble gum or chocolate maybe?
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I’ll tell you, dog food is crazy expensive so any kind of freebie is good in my book. Apparently they’ve had a mad influx of requests so now you have to beg for your sample- sorry.
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This is great stuff and will leave your skin feeling awesome after you’re out in the sun and getting skin cancer. I got a bottle of their moisturizer in the discount bin and have been using it ever since.
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I never could get the whole chew wintergreen lifesavers in the dark and then they spark thing. I do however love them and every once in awhile I’ll get a giant bag of them at Ralphs and they’ll last about 2 days.
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I’m not too sure what this is all about, but I do like getting mail. I always trade in my American Airlines points for free subscriptions and now have at least 12 magazines coming a month. Now if only I could put them towards all those new fees…
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I used to leave these trash bags in Scam’s litterbox- you know to hold in the litter and to simplify when you wanted to take it out to the trash. This lasted approx. 2 weeks as Scam took it upon himself to tear the hell out of them to the point where changing the litter was a nightmare. Thanks Scam.
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Even though I’m getting married in a week or two, I’m hoping there are no babies in my immediate future. Right now, I have enough to handle with Riley and Scam, nevermind another beast that will tear up my couch.
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This is kind of random, but apparently back in 2005 we were featured with a 5 star review in Que’s Internet Yellowpages book. I think they were referencing our former ‘Crappy Stuff’ and ‘Useless Stuff’ categories. Thanks to Google Books for this random find!
