
I practically grew up eating Cheerios, but looking back I think all I really did was eat all the sugar on the bottom. Now I think I understand how I could wake up at 6 in the morning and go off to school.
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I’m not completely clear what Gold Bond actually does, but every time I go to the dog park I get bit by all these damn mosquitoes so I’ll have to let you know if this stuff does anything for that. I hate mosquitoes with every bit of my existence.
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I can’t imagine potty training being all that exciting, so what better way to learn how to do it than with a free DVD! Some day I’ll have kids and this will be put to good use!
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Burts Bees is doing a nice little campaign to bring back the honey bee, so with that they’re sending out tons of wildflower samples! Personally I hate honey bees, and the idea of having them around to make hives, attack the dog, and sting me is not a very good one.
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I’ll tell you from experience, photography is an expensive hobby. If you can save some money on mugs of your pets than you can spend it on more important things, like gas.
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This stuff seriously looks insane, something about feeding my dog fake animal ribs sounds so very creepy!
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Now I’m not really sure what an emergency room memo board really is, but I’m guessing it’s something you put on like your fridge when little Bobby falls out of the tree to let everyone know he’s in surgery and is going to lose an arm. A moral booster!
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This great company called Magic Cards lets you try out their services with 25 free business cards before you go and buy a ton of them. Sounds like a great deal to me, especially if you’re going into such business ventures like cat herding or something.
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Rather than use real lemons, use the fake stuff! It tastes better!
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I’m not sure how this whole thing works, because it looks complicated. If you decide to be ambitious let me know how many of these heartburn pills you get- looks like a lot of yellow tape to me. In the end I think you get some sort of coupon program you give to your doctor to get you drugged up good.
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