
I totally need one of these things- Riley likes to go over the entire length of our long dog walks and I’m always running out of dog bags. I seriously probably spend as much on dog food as I do on poop bags.
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If you’ve ever wanted to be like Tom Brady, their spokesperson, this is the easiest way to do it. Next thing, you’ll be playing piggy-back in a river with some hot broad and making model faces.
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I’m not too ashamed to carry around a healthcare logo’d up bag. Request more info and they’ll be happy to send over a nice canvas bag for your beach toting needs.
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I’ve never tried this stuff, but I looove mystery gifts! I’m guessing it has a wine theme, but they don’t say you have to be above legal age to get it, so kiddies sign up away!
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I’m still waiting for the big one to hit Los Angeles, but when it does I’m going to have lots of bottled water and cans of stuff so I don’t die of hunger. If you read this, you’ll learn how to survive too and not get hit by bookcases and stuff.
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Oh man, I know so many people that could use these! Sign up for the free ADHD information packet and get 30 free patches and all sorts of goodies to drug your little brat. Life has never been better!
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I’m not looking forward to the diaper phase of child upbringing. These things aren’t cheap so stock up on as many samples as you can [ie: send to all your favorite neighbors!]
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I would love to have Riley be the tester of free dog foods, but the poor bastard will quite literally eat anything. If I’m in the kitchen and accidentally drop something, he’ll try to eat it. He ate a pen recently.
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So, these samples have been around for a good long while and when I was younger and running Cheapfree I tried to collect as many of these samples as I could to create a small bed. It didn’t work out so well.
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Nothing like free magazine subscriptions to fill up your mailbox! I love getting mail, and I added this to my friend the mailman’s workload. Sorry!
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