Free Birth Control Pill Pouch
Instead of leaving them on the bedside table for mom and dad to find, keep them in a pouch so pink no one will dare come near it.
Free Nads Hair Removal Strips
Oh those silly Aussies with their non understanding of connotations…
Free Sweat Block AntiPerspirant
Its been hot as hell out here, and our bunny has been stinking up the house- I need to find out if I can covertly apply this to her butt to cover up her rabbit odors.
FREE SAMPLE OF THE MONTH: Free Spring Cleaning Megapack!
People have been loving this one, so it’s now the freebie of the month! I have found you another mega-pack of free megapacks. This one contains sample packs of products such as Woolite, Wisk, Snuggle, and Shout! Sign up yourself and your neighbors!
Free Tide to Go Pen!
NICE! I’ve always wanted one of these, when you have a habit of spilling wine, blood and other goodies on yourself you need one of these on hand.
Free Revive Skincare Sample!
Keep your youth and look 12 forever!
Free Dove Body Lotion!
My fiancee Tanya loves this stuff, it makes good bubble bath.
Free Eyeglass Case!
Its only inevitable that I will have to wear glasses some day. Both my parents wear glasses and I stare at computers for 14 hours a day. Scary, yes.
Free Match.com Trial!
If you’re old and lonely then do what my friend Ricardo did and join Match.com! I actually shoot pictures for people joining online dating sites a lot, if you’re going to be going on fancy dates you want to attract the right type of people.
Free Garnier Shampoo Sample!
My fiancee loves this stuff, I think it smells like rotting death.
