FREE SAMPLE OF THE MONTH! Free Total Cereal!
Sign up and ration it out, these things always go either in the trunk of my car [for break downs in the desert] or in our Earthquake Preparedness kit!
Free Snickers Marathon Bar!
I guess this is more of a freebie distribution deal of sorts, but if you want 500 Snickers bars, this is the way to get them!
Free Prenatal Yogurt Sample
Isn’t this crazy? If I were a prenatal yogurt creator, I’d throw in some booze to knock future mommy out so she stops complaining so much.
Free More Cesar Dog Food!
God, I love free dog food coupons! I hate Riley and his drain on my bank account.
Free Ice Cream Cones!
If you don’t already know, today is Ben and Jerry’s FREE CONE DAY! Locate your nearest store and get out there already and get your free Ice Cream Cone! [only on April 29th]
Free Green Teas!
I can’t even begin to understand the names, much less the benefits of these teas- but I strangly want to try every last one of them
Free Mighty Dog Sample!
My dog Riley wont stop eating. He also has like a wheat allergy which means that anything that contains wheat instantly becomes liquefied and forms a projectile like mold ready to be shot across our lawn.
Almost Free Webber Grill!
This is one of those, if you can meet the requirements you get the freebie, deals. I do love grilling though! We just got one of those great mini-grills for our patio and started cooking tasty turkey burgers and smoking out neighbors house up!
Free Sugar Sample!
Ok, it’s not sugar- it’s just like sugar. That’s its name.
Free Fiber Sample!
If you’re old, you know you’ve got to take your fiber as it aids in your digestive process or something. Sorry, I’ve got nothing interesting on the fiber thing.
