Free More Cesar Dog Food!
God, I love free dog food coupons! I hate Riley and his drain on my bank account.
Free Dog Pain Meds!
I’m not sure about this. I support self-medicating and all, but if your dog is hurt, maybe take him to the vet?
Free Mighty Dog Sample!
My dog Riley wont stop eating. He also has like a wheat allergy which means that anything that contains wheat instantly becomes liquefied and forms a projectile like mold ready to be shot across our lawn.
Free Pork Chomps Fan Club!
If you like pork, then you’ll totally love Pork Chomps! These ones are for your dog though, and he’ll probably thank you too. My dog Riley just had eye surgery so he’s not getting any.
Free Bird Sticker!
If you like birds like I do [ok, the flock of crows living on top of my house is really pissing me off] then you should show everyone how much you care with a free sticker.
Free Cesar Dog Food!
I never in my wildest dreams would have thought owning a dog could be so expensive, so any sort of freebie marginally ofsets the costs of things like neutering, scratched faces from cat attacks, eaten shirts, etc.
Free Greenies for Cats!
My cat Sammy hates treats. It loves projectile vomiting. I seriously shouldn’t have adopted this cat.
Free Kitten Care Kit!
In my experience the ultimate kitten care kit is catnip and cages. Not sure what this one contains, but I recommend it highly.
Free Proctor and Gamble SAMPLE PACK!!!
Folks, this is big. Select your favorite P&G products and they send you samples. Doesn’t get much better than getting free Cascade in the mail right?
