Free Snickers Marathon Bar!
I guess this is more of a freebie distribution deal of sorts, but if you want 500 Snickers bars, this is the way to get them!
Free Re-Usable Shopping Tote
Help save trees and stop using those damn plastic bags that always have holes and end up breaking when you take them out of your car trunk. I’m never using those things again.
Free $25 of Postage Stamps!
Another thing I hate doing is driving to the postman, they have this little tiny postoffice in our town and its insanely cramped so you feel like you’re walking into a cave. That and they’re always playing weird hippy music there. Mostly if I can print postage and not walk down there I would be so much happier.
Free $10k College Scholarship!
I wish I had these when I was in college- School was insanely expensive and I’ll be paying for that till my kids start school. Yea. These guys are always giving away awards, so its worth your time to give it a try. Good luck, and mention Cheapfree if you win.
FREE SAMPLE OF THE MONTH: Free Spring Cleaning Megapack!
People have been loving this one, so it’s now the freebie of the month! I have found you another mega-pack of free megapacks. This one contains sample packs of products such as Woolite, Wisk, Snuggle, and Shout! Sign up yourself and your neighbors!
Free Tide to Go Pen!
NICE! I’ve always wanted one of these, when you have a habit of spilling wine, blood and other goodies on yourself you need one of these on hand.
Sort of Free Coke Can Topper!
This is one of those crazy inventions you see on TV that you never really need but you kind of secretly want. The Quick Top essentially makes your Coke can into a bottle of sorts and locks in the carbonation and makes it air-tight. You really need to watch the video because it’s hilarious. Anyway, they charge a $2.95 processing fee, which essentially is just shipping and handling. I think I want one.
Free Business Cards!
Even if you don’t have a business, you should have business cards. Get some professional pet hunter or made-up dentist business cards and send me over one.
Free Guitar Tab Software!
If you like to jam on your guitar to drive your mom nuts, this is the way to do it so you don’t piss off dad too.
Free $10K Scholarship!
If you want some free money to pay for your overpriced college education, this is worth a glance. Any extra money you can scrounge for free can’t be passed up, especially when your damn school is like 45k a year. [Can you sense any bitterness?]
