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Lately Riley my dog has been stealing my food, and he has a special taste for these sorts of things. Riley is going to have a special kick in store if he steals my Special K.
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I used to love this stuff growing up, I think my cat did too which looking back on was a really bad idea.
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If you’re old, you’ll probably need this. I’m saving mine till when I hit at least 50.
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If you randomly stop breathing in the middle of the night, only to wake up again from the dead [in the real world we’d call you a zombie] then you can get this sleeping kit for free. Nobody likes zombies, and you’re lucky no one has taken a shovel to you yet.
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Another healthful product that makes you wonder if people have run out of ideas.
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Looks like this is another one of those awesome pack deals, where you get goodies like Tylanol, Welch’s Grape Juice, Snuggle, etc. Sign up and let me know what you get in the mail!
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Sign up and ration it out, these things always go either in the trunk of my car [for break downs in the desert] or in our Earthquake Preparedness kit!
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Its a regular bloodbath with these great meters. The survey is a little long, but just think of all your pets you can now test their blood with.
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You never know when you’re going to fall off a cliff, so having an ICE Sticker is important to tell the EMT’s who to call and tell you’ve narowly escaped death again!
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This stuff is all over the glam magazines claiming it’ll clear up your blotchy eyes. I don’t really have blotchy eyes, but I’m going to give it a shot anyway.