Free Forklift Safety Poster
If you’re driving a forklift this seems like something you’d want to have- granted not picking up your friends and putting them on the tops of buildings seems like a no brainer.
Free Phone Card!
I seriously used to collect these things back in the day I had some many of them. This one is from PhoneHog. It has a picture of a pig on it. I highly suggest you don’t call your girlfriend on it, she’ll probably get pissed.
Free Business Cards!
Even if you don’t have a business, you should have business cards. Get some professional pet hunter or made-up dentist business cards and send me over one.
Free Guitar Tab Software!
If you like to jam on your guitar to drive your mom nuts, this is the way to do it so you don’t piss off dad too.
Free Wood Skull Auto Freshener!
We just got back from driving to the Salton Sea, so my car is quite literally a mud pot [the whole place was flooded from all the insane rain we’ve been having]. What better way to beautify it again than with a free wood skull auto freshener?
Free Drop Ducks Decal
I’m not sure what this is, but this Black Cloud thing’s moto is ‘Drop Ducks Like Rain’. If that is not amazing in itself, then I don’t know what is. Seriously.
Free Proctor and Gamble SAMPLE PACK!!!
Folks, this is big. Select your favorite P&G products and they send you samples. Doesn’t get much better than getting free Cascade in the mail right?
Free Bentley Flower Seeds
I wont lie, I do have a nice little apartment that my cat loves to chew and destroy. This nice company will send you over a little flower seed packet for free!
Free Shopping Bag Sample Kit!
If you’ve never been to the grocery store, this might just make your day. Scroll down to the bottom of the page for the freebie.
Free Land!
You’ll immediately be a registered owner of your own one-square inch “parcel” of land in any state in the USA…and, as a land owner, you’ll have the option to buy an individually numbered, legal Deed certifying your ownership.
