Free Sample of Clorox 2 Bleach
I remember one day I got the idea to change my baseball hat from black to white, and thought Clorox would be the best solution to do that. After soaking for about 5 minutes, all that was left was the rim.
Free Green Teas!
I can’t even begin to understand the names, much less the benefits of these teas- but I strangly want to try every last one of them
Free $25 of Postage Stamps!
Another thing I hate doing is driving to the postman, they have this little tiny postoffice in our town and its insanely cramped so you feel like you’re walking into a cave. That and they’re always playing weird hippy music there. Mostly if I can print postage and not walk down there I would be so much happier.
Free Jackie Chan Energy Drink!
I wouldn’t be surprised if this stuff makes you climb walls and jump out of helicopters.
Free Business Cards!
Even if you don’t have a business, you should have business cards. Get some professional pet hunter or made-up dentist business cards and send me over one.
Free Electrostatic Cleaning Wipes!
God I love these things, you just go up to the cat after cleaning for awhile and shock the hell out of them. Scam doesn’t like that very much and often comes and bites my face while I’m sleeping.
Free Pork Chomps Fan Club!
If you like pork, then you’ll totally love Pork Chomps! These ones are for your dog though, and he’ll probably thank you too. My dog Riley just had eye surgery so he’s not getting any.
Free Greenies for Cats!
My cat Sammy hates treats. It loves projectile vomiting. I seriously shouldn’t have adopted this cat.
Free Loreal Skin Genesis
If you want to keep looking younger, then you’re going to need this. If you’re over 30, don’t even bother.
Free Drop Ducks Decal
I’m not sure what this is, but this Black Cloud thing’s moto is ‘Drop Ducks Like Rain’. If that is not amazing in itself, then I don’t know what is. Seriously.
