Another thing I hate doing is driving to the postman, they have this little tiny postoffice in our town and its insanely cramped so you feel like you’re walking into a cave. That and they’re always playing weird hippy music there. Mostly if I can print postage and not walk down there I would be so much happier.
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Even if you don’t have a business, you should have business cards. Get some professional pet hunter or made-up dentist business cards and send me over one.
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My cat Sammy hates treats. It loves projectile vomiting. I seriously shouldn’t have adopted this cat.
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I just used these things for my Ireland trip, they’re great for highlighting pages in books or notes. I was really impressed, its worth checking out!
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