
I totally wish I had a dishwasher, both the places I’ve last lived in didn’t have them and it makes our sink never free of food goo. Maybe you can put this stuff in the sink with dirty dishes and they’ll magically be clean.
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These are actually pretty good, I use most of my shampoo samples on Riley because he’s a little bastard. If his food didn’t cost so much maybe he’d get the full bottle.
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Riley would be very lucky to get this freebie as he is a little bastard dog and has eaten our non-organic couch approx. 4 times now. Then again, companies like this love to test their products out on freak dogs like Riley.
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This is an awesome freebie! Sign up and get your choice of ‘Zip’ and ‘Fifty’ which you can then use to smash in your neighbors windows because he’s been sleeping with your wife!
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God, I love these things- Suddenly cleaning the bathroom becomes an art project where you have to trace all the things that aren’t perfectly white. The survey for this is a bit of a pain in the butt.
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We just got over a nice heatwave out here in LA so you have to make sure you have plenty of sun screen on hand. I never quite seem to remember it and end up with lobster skin. Yuk.
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This stuff gets my heart racing in the craziest way
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This is seriously just what I need. I’m addicted to Hot Tamales and clearly I should have more sugar in my life.
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I remember one day I got the idea to change my baseball hat from black to white, and thought Clorox would be the best solution to do that. After soaking for about 5 minutes, all that was left was the rim.
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For some reason I’ve managed to collect unused shampoo bottles in our closet, why not keep the tradition going!?
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