
As much as I would like a little Ian, the time isn’t right just yet…with a little help from Mr. Lifestyle we’re going to try and ensure that. A free one kind of makes me a little nervous though, like someone pin’ed it or something.
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Now I don’t want to make anyone cry or anything, but this might be one of the best freebies ever made. Some of my best memories growing up involved eating fruit rollups. I highly suggest getting one for yourself today.
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I have to be honest, brushing your teeth with baking soda kind of tastes like chalk. Thankfully they’ve liquored it up with some good old mint and it’s back to tasting like candy!
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Everyone always makes fun of me for being Irish and hating potatoes. I never really understood it myself either, I mean I like french fries and chips, but definitely not baked or mashed potatoes. Oh well.
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Seriously, I don’t reccomend products too much, but these things are amazing. I go through them so fast because they pull dog goo off of our bathtub like no other.
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So here’s the real question at hand. You’re giving up your addiction to cigarettes but you’re starting a new addiction to gum with free samples. Call me crazy, but is this a good idea?
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It’s days like today that I’m really happy to not be a woman. Frankly the idea of shoving this brush thing into your eye and then smooshing it around for a little while just doesn’t sound appealing to me.
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The idea of taking a shower with yogurt is kind of nauseating, but if the people at Dial think it’s good, then it’s good enough for me. You have a choice between a couple flavors, I mean smells I think…
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Yum! This will save you a whopping $3 or so from your local drugstore! Colgate is running a program where they want to encourage healthy brushing for little kiddies, so for signing up you’ll get one of those great cool brushes.
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Scam the cat loves his litter mound, and I love pissing off Scam the cat- so what better way to do that then to take away the thing that he loves most and replace it with torn up newspaper!
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