Free $500 JC Penny Gift Certificate if you Win!
I’m not too sure if I’m in with the whole JC Penny thing, but $500 is $500. I’m sure I can find something there for the whole family.
Free Birth Control Pill Pouch
Instead of leaving them on the bedside table for mom and dad to find, keep them in a pouch so pink no one will dare come near it.
Free More Cesar Dog Food!
God, I love free dog food coupons! I hate Riley and his drain on my bank account.
Free Nads Hair Removal Strips
Oh those silly Aussies with their non understanding of connotations…
Free Dog Pain Meds!
I’m not sure about this. I support self-medicating and all, but if your dog is hurt, maybe take him to the vet?
Free Astroglide Sample!
The new alternative to water on a slip’n slide! Am I the only one that remembers these things?
Free Ice Cream Cones!
If you don’t already know, today is Ben and Jerry’s FREE CONE DAY! Locate your nearest store and get out there already and get your free Ice Cream Cone! [only on April 29th]
Free Jokes and Stories
I like jokes, so here are some funny free ones. I should write some about Riley not getting fed at night because he’s been a bad dog and is going to go live at the pound soon.
Free Green Teas!
I can’t even begin to understand the names, much less the benefits of these teas- but I strangly want to try every last one of them
